Posted 3 hours ago

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher)

Posted 3 hours ago

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762)

Posted 1 week ago

vitaisfrozen:

naughtychekov:

on a scale from hans to ariel how well do you handle being the youngest ginger child out of an insane number of siblings

ginny

(Source: naughty-chekov)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

darkmistandodddreams:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

the german title is “destiny is a mean traitor”

Posted 2 weeks ago

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

Posted 2 weeks ago

rawrism:

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

(Source: rawrism)

Posted 2 weeks ago

jointhefandomtheysaid:

thearchangeltrickster:

firetruckingawesomeness:

randomlittlespark:

haleytheasian:

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE

leaving home is always hard

That was beautiful.

it’s also pretty hard to escape from hell

That wasn’t as beautiful.

Posted 2 weeks ago

tootsienoodles:

hemsworths:

yeah but what the fuck’s up with people thinking that converse are appropriate shoes to wear formal clothes

image

(Source: graylees)

Posted 2 weeks ago

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet